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ZEN THOUGHTS FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY
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>  1. A day without sunshine is like — night.
>    2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
>    3. I just got lost in thought. It wasn’t familiar territory.
>    4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
>    5. I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe
>    6. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
>    7. Remember, half the people you know are below average
>    8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets
> the cheese in the trap.
>    9. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
>  10. Support bacteria. They’re the only culture some people have.
>  11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
>  12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
>  13. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
>  14. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
>  15. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
>  16. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand…
>  17. OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
>  18. How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?
>  19. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously
> overlooked something.
>  20. When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
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>  21. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
>  22. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.
>  23. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
>  24. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
>  25. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
>  26. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
>  27. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
>  28. I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
>  29. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
>  30. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what
> the hell happened.
>  31. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people
> appear bright until you hear them speak.
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1. I got pissed for the first time (I don’t know if that’s a good thing)

2. I got better at driving (that’s what my dad said…)

3. I met new friends from school and a few more online.

4. I discovered tennis (and Rafa’s gluteus maximus.lol)

5. I expanded my network at a social networking site.

6. LiLo went to rehab.

7. PH hit the slammers (it was an unfair punishment, nobody serves that long for that kind of violation).

8. I attended summer school(also unfair.lol).

9. I improved my GPA.

10. Chiz won the senatorial elections.(yay!)